quoted frm my brother's fren,
yan's blog
date - 30 sept 09, wed

HEHEHHE BEST TAO NAN EXPERIENCE EVER
Against all common sense, I took the bus with One Whose Name Shall Yan Always Never Say. (OWNSYANS)
Omgz.
I seriously did not notice it would turn into that.
FO REALZ.
Very superstitious, writings on the wall
Very superstitious, ladders bout to fall.
WONDER TO THE STEVIE.
Anyway
as i sit in anticipation awaitng the inevitable stop at the dreaded tao nan.
OWNSYANS sits evilly, awaiting my torture.
Cackling like a witch with fresh innocent children in her kettle,
ownsyans utters : Oh look! The castle awaits!
Our hero (thats me, in case you couldnt tell) trembles as he watches millions of ogres board the dragon.
Each more gruesome than the next, ownsyans has a smile from ear to ear.
Picking up one particularly hideous ogre, ownsyans begins to devou-
Okay thats a bit too weird.
Here's waht actually happened.
We passed one bus stop
no tao nan
i thought i was in the clear
When we got to the second stop, it turns out today was the day tao nan kids wear home clothing.
So this one kid makes the terrible mistake of sitting in front of ownsyans.
He takes out his phone, and owns yans:
Ah boy! You bad boy ah you! You bring phone to school, not supposed to bring phone to school."
AND THIS KID.
He gives ME the look.
Like i'm in charge of ownsyans.
I say He's from tao nan.
Then ownsyans decides to harass him further and say I'm from tao nan.
THEN THEN THEN.
This kid gives me the dirtiest look known to man and says with such hatred in his voice.
"If you were from tao nan, YOU wuold know that we can bring phones to school if we get permission."
"I'm not from tao nan! and he's the one who said it, dont get angry at me!"
And this kid gives me a look and plugs in his earphones.
And ownsyans says "Ah boy you brought ear phones"
And i had those earphones, and i'm very sure he heard ownsyans
He ignores ownsyans.
Ownsyans keeps talking to me, and this KID.
THIS KID.
HE KEEPS GIVING ME DIRTY LOOKS.
LIKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
And i dont know what to do.
Everytime i say a name, HE STARES AT ME.
When we start getting off the bus, i tell ownsyans to aplogize.
and he gives the most sincere "I'm sowwy" I've ever heard in my lief.
We walk off, and ownsyans waves at the kid
And guess what.
The kid looks past ownsyans and gives me one final look before dissappearing forever.
Damnit, either someone who looks exactly like me had kicked that kid off his scooter when he was little(r) or he was racist.
I'm hoping it was the first reason.
That was my day in a long post.
And once i get my braces off, which will be in a year or more, i have sworn to myself i will start a video series on youtube.

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omg he writes the best :D
best ive ever ever seen :O
haha im sure any1 who knows me well/is clever
can figure out who ownsyans is
wahaha
(it's not me, btw)

SUCHEN ON TOP OF THE WORLD~ 9:29 PM